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The toilet exploded and then…

[ 13 ] March 29, 2010 |

As I stepped into my apartment my nose was offended by an extremely putrid smell. At first I thought nothing of it, offensive smells are not an uncommon occurrence in my building. It wasn’t until I stepped into my bathroom that I came across the most horrific sight. An exploded toilet!

Now it had been threatening to erupt for weeks like Mt Vesuvius ready to bury Pompeii. In the night I would often hear loud gurgling noises like some kind of monster living in the depths of the sewage pipes.

When this volcano finally erupted the damage was colossal and widespread. Dare I describe the contents that were flung onto the walls and floor. How bits of newspaper found themselves lodged on the wall is anyone’s guess. Apparently someone took reading the newspaper in the toilet to that next extreme level!

Now as if the day could get any worse when I came back to the apartment after a days teaching all I wanted to do was jump on Skype and vent. But alas that was not to be. The power was out and for how long who would know!

Being in the dark is great if you’re camping, sitting by the shimmering fire roasting marshmallows. Unfortunately for me my apartment lacked both campfire and marshmallows. The novelty lasted for about 30 seconds and then I realised that I would have to shower in the dark with the torch tied to a down pipe so I could see enough to not fall in the squat toilet! The power was off for a total of 19 hours and out of the whole four story building it was only mine and one other apartment without power!

To top that (I know who would of thought) the next day while doing a load of washing I walked back into the bathroom to find the floor covered in water! Somehow the drains had got completely blocked up and now my washing machine was draining straight onto my nice clean tiles leaving behind a film of black filth! At this point I’m starting to think the sewage and drainage system isn’t so good.

So in the game of Sasha Vs Chinese Apartment the score is currently sitting at 4-Apartment 1-Sasha (1 point to the apartment previously gained from the shower leaking into the living room and 1 point to me gained for redecorating). Hopefully I can gain some ground soon!

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About onurwaytravel: Colin has been travelling the world with his young family for the past 2 and half years. He runs a couple of websites all revolve around travel, family travel and digital nomadism. His websites include http://ourtravellifestyle.com, http://vagabondfamily.org, http://nunomad.com and now http://onurwaytravel.com. View author profile.

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  1. tucky says:

    bet the food rocks though

  2. Lauren says:

    Totally agree with Mike! You are a trooper – love your attitude girl!!! :D

  3. Wow, I’m all about flinging poo when I’m doing the flinging but I’m not sure if I’m ok with the toilet flinging back. Hopefully everything is starting to clear up now.
    .-= Cornelius Aesop´s last blog ..Don’t Want No Short Short URL =-.

  4. Sasha says:

    Thanks Lauren!!! :) I try! All about optimism lol

  5. Sasha says:

    Well it depends if your talking about the food i eat 5 days a week in the caffeteria, that food really doesn’t rock!!! LOL But other food around here does!!!

  6. Sasha says:

    Maybe there was a monkey in the pipes!!! The toilet’s all good now, i’m expecting it won’t expload now for at least another two weeks lol

  7. Oh Sasha that picture so sums up what I imagined happened.
    .-= Chris – The Aussie Nomad´s last blog ..Mail Redirection, Bills and More =-.

  8. Sasha says:

    If only i’d caught the real thing on camera!!! lol

  9. [...] the exploding toilet incident and power failure I was hoping that was all the apartment had install for me.  Yet despite [...]

  10. Dina says:

    LOL, I have a great laugh reading this, Sasha!! Even though it was not funny when you experience it that day. OMG, I hope this will not happen again!!
    .-= Dina´s last blog ..Top 3 Exotic Foods and Local Specialties by Travelers Around the World =-.

  11. Sasha says:

    Yeah Dina, It was quite an experience that’s for sure! Gave me something to write about at least LOL It hasen’t exploaded recently as such, though it does make a habbit of overflowing, it’s rather inconvienient!!!

  12. [...] possible but I have heard of people managing to live and travel in China without ever using a squat toilet!  To them I say where on earth did you actually go!?  Squat toilets are everywhere in China [...]

  13. [...] The best way to deal with the culture shock of confronting a Chinese toilet is to go in with and open mind, humor, toilet paper, hand sanitizer and a very deep breath!  And remember don’t flush the toilet paper!!! Unless you want the toilet to explode! [...]

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